I smell something, and taste it, and wish I had more of that.
Alalabalamat as said by the — ‘Oh goody goody gumdrops,’ thought Jade Foreskin as he stuffed a fuck in a gondola (in Venice (Italy), the one into which off the plank had he stepped, ‘now I can dit to gavel this ham shovel!
Seeing Charlie Simpson reunite with the boys got us thinking about other pop favourites of the past, and a thought suddenly struck us – whatever happened to S Club Juniors?
Name is about as close as one can get to a “novel” that was written by a machine and for a machine: it seems especially primed to attract and repel spam-blockers with its pseudo-porn opening, and yet it also tosses a distracting bone to the bots with its stream of seemingly random verbiage after its first paragraphs. You have got the action, Jackson, but I have got the plans. ’ But it so heard to the Venetian young-lady-of-weak-knees, and what it had actually said was, ‘now I can get my giblets off one more time!
But far as we can tell, Name is the exorbitant creation of a single human being who is known only by the name of “Toadex Hobogrammathon,” the same person who created the Jarry-esque, day-glo colored website Dagmars Chili Pitas, the only “poetry” blog that renders even the marginal trappings of the format itself—such as the date, tables, fonts, colors, etc.—fodder for its neo-Dada somersaults. can boys do very cleverly what the slightest legal stick! But if this is what it’s going to take to take down legal lingo, I’m going to wing with it. ’ or perhaps, ‘now I can dig the gamble into this ham sandwich! But, when he got out, the vase he purchased was no longer extinct.
Surprisingly, Name turns out to be a good read, perhaps more along the line of the current crop of procedural projects or Peter Manson’s aggregation of junk phrases, Adjunct, than anything from Toni Morrison or Alan Davies, but nonetheless something to keep the retina fused to the screen, with a furious, decidedly No Wave soundtrack to boot. The smell of turbid waters struck him, as though from afar, and he thought of Spain, medallions, and cork. Anyhow, as he slipped a whip clap down, he thought he might greet REVERSE BLOOD NUT 1, if only he could clear a wasp. After greeting a flock of fried antlers at the shevroad tuesday plied canticle massacre with a flash of blessed venom, he had been interviewed, but briefly, by the skinny wench of a woman. He’d found some fragments on the Jibernian coast, the archaeologist, very famous & well-to-do, sexy and so forth, that postdated that two-thousand-year-ago period by about the same time. And they traced this to central Hungary, where a field recorder was knocked down by a smashing such jug.
This is the perfect novel to run your computer’s voice emulator on in the background while you while away precious life at the office. How long had it been, sussing reader, since he had been in Spain with all those corkoid Spanish medallions, granted him by Generalissimo Hieronimo Susstro? But now he was in Rio, fresh of a plank and trying to catch some asscheeks before heading on to Remorse. Swigging some muck, and lampreys, like a bad dram in a Soviet plezhvadya dish, licking an anagram off my hands so the —— woundn’t foust a stiff trinket up me. ‘Fuck, Peer Robert,’ I said gutfully, as I tabbed a cigarette, ‘this motherfucker thinks he can, etc.’ A blood red runt scampering across the stage, reborn hail well elephant underground, I saved the statements for the later day. There are scraps of two thousand, soon we can’t remember it. 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Two of the group went on to join one of the UK's most successful girl bands, but what about the rest of the tween icons?
FRANKIE SANDFORD Frankie was the main female singer in S Club Juniors and was a style icon for the under-14 crowd.
After leaving the group, Frankie went on to date Mc Fly's Dougie Poynter for several years, before hitting the big time with The Saturdays.
The singer is married to footballer Wayne Bridge, has two children and was a finalist in last year's Strictly.
ROCHELLE WISEMAN The other lady who took the S Club route to The Saturdays is Rochelle.
After hitting the charts with her new girl band, the singer married JLS' Marvin Humes in 2012 and welcomed a baby girl the following year.
With The Saturdays on hiatus, Rochelle now fills her time with sporadic stints on This Morning and a hosting gig on The Xtra Factor with Melvin Odoom.