As far as indoor views go for smoking, a fish tank is pretty high on the high-archy.
Upon closer examination we realized something about the fish - "Holy shit! "We realized we had hit the jackpot in smoking locations.
We asked the owner if we could feed them but he said that we couldn't because it would spoil their appetite for their next feeding.
Saturday night came around, and because of the previous night's events and events from earlier in the day, I was completely sleep deprived - which is always a good thing when your expected to kill a bottle of rum before even leaving your pre-party.
Around 8 pm Blackout came to pick me up and I got into the car, which had parked at the wrong house."Sorry, he's really high," Blackout said as we pulled out of the driveway and headed in the wrong directon from the pre-party.
By the time we got to the pre-party it was 10 minutes later, which is the same amount of time it would've taken had we walked to the party.
We entered the house which was filled with dressed up classy college students walking around with handles of cheap liquor and boxes of wine.
Blackout and I headed for the kitchen with our Captain Mo and Pepsi.
The next logical step after making our drinks was to socialize with everyone else, so we sat down at a game of asshole which no one was paying attention to and realized this was the standard for all attempted games for the rest of the night. We rolled an L and tried to find a place in the house where we could smoke.Bored of repeatedly asking people if they could play a card, we left the room to find a quiet place for some alternate activities. Eventually we found one of the boys who actually lived in the house and asked him if we could smoke in their pantry which was the size of a large closet with a couch and a fish tank.One of the Geneseo phenomenons that I have yet to depict is the social anomaly known as a date party.As the calendar approaches Christmas every sorority, fraternity and team has a holiday date party of some sort because what better way to celebrate the birth of Christ than to drink yourself into sin.Then you can confess your non-virtuous behaviors in the morning and while you're there you might as well stay for Christmas mass!We thoroughly think the timing of these things through.