Going on stage is not recommended unless you’re really open-minded...Cost: €25; €35 with four drinks; deals available for groups Sleaze factor: 6.
Acts tend to center around props, from ribbons to candles to pens and bananas, and there are male strip teases thrown in for the ladies.
Be warned: the barrier between the audience and the stage is pretty thin here...
Cost: €60 entrance, with one hour open bar (recommended); or €25 entrance to the less fun Bananen (strip) Club upstairs, with two drinks (expect pressure for lap dances here, €35+ extra) Sleaze factor: 7.
The show runs in a loop of acts, and you’re welcome to stay until close...
but chances are you’ll have had your fill by the time your second drink is down.
Expect impressive feats of dexterity by ladies’ lady parts and some heavy-handed comedy, but the audience is really here for the live sex.Generally performed by real-life couples, who are not exactly "porn-star types", it’ll have you more fascinated than titillated. So get your hand sanitizer ready -- here are the ‘hood’s five spots to see some action... There are still plenty of spots where people will do the things that Urban Dictionary authors write about.Cost: €40; €50 with two drinks; free for bachelor(ette)s in costume.Sleaze factor: A mere 5 out of 10; it’ll tickle your funny bone more than any other bone, and the stage/audience divide gives you plenty of distance. What to expect: This is the original Amsterdam sex-theater experience.