Most of the electorate is perfectly comfortable ignoring the fact that President Obama’s mother was white.
I don’t know how to keep a white woman happy, but I do know how to pass on quality advice to my readers.
So, for those of you interracial gentlemen looking to split up from your white girlfriend, I offer you the following five tips for kicking her to the curb.
Dance Badly One of the first things a white woman expects from her black boyfriend is expert dancing ability.
Dancing is very important to a white woman dabbling with jungle fever, even more so than the carnal benefits.
I hate to be the one to reveal this to all curious white girls out there, but a lot of biracial guys can’t dance.
Also, some of them wear stupid Ghostbusters t-shirts to bars and expect to get laid.
Be Terrible at White People Things Like Guitar Hero You need to fit in with your significant other. Acting different is a double whammy that you can’t recover from.
Regardless of the result of the upcoming presidential election, Barack Obama will be minted as one of America’s most important leaders.
This won’t be due to his fiscal policy, murder of Osama Bin Laden or smoking hot wife.
Obama will remain far away from obscurity through the decades because of the color of his skin.
The accepted wisdom is that Barack Obama is black, as in “homie has a sweet jump shot and loves Tribe Called Quest” black.